Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Gastric Bypass and 1105 calories

Wed Sep 20, 2017
3:00pm

Last entry: yesterday

Last night was ok. I ate way more calories than I wanted to but I still lost a pound so I guess I’ll take it.

Intake for yesterday was 1105cals (FUCK LARDASS!!) and 13g/fat, I weigh 215lbs.

I was so so hungry when I came home so I had a double portion of my rice and then decided it would be a good idea to eat a bloody wagon wheel, fuck. This is why fasting is dangerous for me; I have a nasty tendency to binge the next day. This was no binge and in fact I ate the extra rice to avoid a binge, I just wish that it wasn’t such a battle.

I went out for lunch with some girls here at work today but I wasn’t too bad. I got chips and salsa (I know, not the best thing) because it’s what I always (ALWAYS) get when I go to Moose’s, but this time I ate less than half and let the rest of the table pick at them. I feel very hungry right now so I am not very worried. I will skip dinner because even though I had less than half, there is still a shit ton of fat in those chips, not to mention calories.

M and C did come over last night. I did the beginner yoga with C and it made me feel so good. It showed me that I do have some improvement from when I started. I know that I have gotten more flexible but I forgot the beginner workout, and how it was when I started, doing it now was such a breeze. C had some trouble, she will be doing the beginner one for a while but she had fun, she laughed through it which is exactly what I do, DDP is so fricken funny. She did get stuck at one point on the floor and I had to help lift her up, I am grateful that even though I feel like Shamu, I am not that big, and I didn’t start that big and deconditioned. Thank gawd for small miracles. It was also nice to have someone be excited about it like I am; I love my DDPY so much.

I wonder if C thinks about weight loss surgery. She would qualify for sure. I know that I don’t qualify for gastric bypass but I bet I would for the Lapband. Let me be very clear here though, I do not want either of those things. I know that you still have to work to lose weight after both of those, they are just tools but man, having surgical permanent anorexia is basically what gastric bypass is and that is scary and tempting. With that Lapband, it’s not so final, they get filled and unfilled and even removed. To get around bypass you have to stretch your stomach out and risk a rupture. With the Lapband there comes something delightful called PB’ing (no, not peanut butter as I first thought), that stands for productive burping so basically barfing and I guess “sliming” is also a thing. That sounds awful. There are people who benefit from these things though and that is good, and somedays I wish I could get a band or bypassed, it would certainly help with nights like last night. There is never a binge day when I don’t wish I had something that would make it physically impossible for me to eat, what heaven that would be, but then, on days where my brain is functioning normally (hahaha, as if), I know I don’t want that and that I if I can’t do this on my own, then I must not deserve it, also I never ever want to know what sliming feels like.

What a rambly post this is. Tonight nothing planned except for trying to find me tall boots. I tried some on at the Walmart last night and glory be, they fit! As a Lardass it’s hard to find tall boots that fit over my sizeable calves. Last year was awful, I wasn’t quite big enough to warrant the wide boots but the normal ones were too small. This year the wide ones I wound up with last year are HUGE and there is no way I can wear them so this will be the first time in MANY moons that I can again fit into regular ones. So yeah, a little shop, then home so Jesse can have a nap before he goes off to work (he works 8pm-6am), then yoga, hopefully walk the dog and finish the last season of Outlander.


Wish me luck in not eating the kitchen tonight and thank you for reading my rambles.   

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